Unemployment sucks.

But you know what’s crazier than you not having a job? The people getting hired every day who aren’t good enough to pick up your dry cleaning.

Know why they got hired? They knew more about how to get hired than you. And it doesn’t even matter that you would have been better. Everyone loses in this game. The company gets a lame employee. The lame employee struggles to be competent but ultimately fails. And you’re still stuck at home watching late-night television and eating way too much cookie dough.

Jumpstart Your Job Search

Believe it or not, we actually want to help you find a job. Talented people ought not be passed over simply because they don’t use Twitter, can’t lie hard enough on their resume or might be looking for the wrong kind of job in the first place. Here are three ways we can help: